nursey you saucy bitch;

lynn/buck ♡ 25 ♡ they/them ♡ lover of frogs ♡ unholy sports gay art kid redneck fusion ♡ ♡ ao3: TheElectricSpecter

zanephillips:

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THE NANNY S02E13 “The Strike”

recapitulation:

meal ideas!

low energy (“do not ask me to do any prep work at all, so help me god”)

  • mozzerella cheese wrapped in pepperoni (“pizza tacos”!)
  • hummus and pretzels or naan (putting the naan in the microwave for like 10 seconds…heavenly)
  • canned chili (with shredded cheese and sour cream if you have it! boom done!)
  • instant miso soup (warm and lovely!)
  • cheese and cured meat, olives, canned fish, crackers, dried fruit, or whatever easy “charcuterie” type items you like
  • alternate bites of apple and spoonfulls of peanut butter (mixing honey or chocolate chips to the peanut butter is my favorite)
  • a “deconstructed sandwich”: bites of lunch meat, pickles, cheese, cherry tomato, etc (I love roast beef and white cheddar for this)
  • yogurt and granola or fruit

medium energy (“I’ll boil water but don’t ask me to chop shit”)

high energy (“I don’t mind chopping some things up!”)

other tips:

  • whenever you think of a meal you’d like to make, take 3 seconds to google search it, take a screenshot of the image results, and put it in a “food ideas” folder. instant visual menu!
  • if you’re on instagram, there are a bajillion different recipe accounts that post videos! a few of my favorites: jipsoon_kitchen, eatwitzo, cordandthekitchen, chungeats, tiffy.cooks, two_plaid_aprons

skellydun:

absolutely love reading such a well-written story and falling a bit in love with the author based solely on the way they write. like baby the way you italicize words makes my heartbeat quicken.

zimms:

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au where whiskey is actually just a whiskey decanter that’s surprisingly good at hockey

rottingtrouble-child:

rottingtrouble-child:

rottingtrouble-child:

the way little boys are groomed to be overly sexual makes me want to fucking set shit on fire

nobody ever fucking points out how weird it is too and when people do, it’s usually defended and met with “At least he isn’t gay” (if the little boy is acting ‘sexually’ towards a woman or figure of a woman)

that’s a little fucking boy, you shouldn’t be concerned of whether he likes tits or not. you should be concerned why people are grooming him to behave this way.

I genuinely think a lot of people don’t see little boys as little boys, they just see them as small men and therefore are taught/encouraged to be sexual and are congratulated when a woman sexually abuses them.

inspectorlyfra:

inspectorlyfra:

dating-type app but instead of matching for romance it connects writers/artists+ who don’t want to do research with autistic people with the appropriate special interest

the creators get the needed information without needing to filter out filler and translate technical jargon, and the autistic person gets someone who’s willing to listen to their infodumps. what is there to lose

bogleech:

dragonmons:

chuckletons:

kf-tea:

Today, one of my second graders was working on shape name recognition, and we got to this picture of a pyramid shape with a wide-ish base. When he saw it, his eyes lit up and he turned to me with a huge grin on his face, pointed at it, and said “When the teacher forgets to assign homework” before bursting out into hysterics, covering his mouth and giggling.

I don’t understand what happened except this kid CLEARLY knows about the strong comedic and memeable value of mathematical shapes and emotions that I, an old millennial, cannot comprehend

I did, however, try to recreate this moment as the meme this child must have seen in his head

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maybe he was thinking of the dancing triangle meme??

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i have seen this gif with that exact caption before. this is absolutely the one he was thinking of

That kid saw one of the simplest geometric shapes and said that’s blorbo from my memes 👍

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